Santa and his son

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa as Police

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

Santa wiTH a laDY

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Santa Banta : ford & oxford

Banta Santa se: What's Ford?
Santa Banta se: Gaadi.
Banta Santa se: What's Oxford?
Santa Banta se: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa Banta & dog

Santa Banta se: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta Santa se: Oh! Thats terrible.
Santa Banta se: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

Santa Banta & pigeon

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Santa Banta at its best

Banta Santa se: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa Banta se: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

CID joke : OSAMA ka atank

Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Abhijeet Iska matlab khooni balcony se aaya tha.