Santa and his son

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

police jokes

I was riding my bike. I jumped a red light.

A police cop stopped me.

Cop: Didn't you see the red light?

I said: I did see the red light sir, but I didn't see you !

Teacher and student comedy sms

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.