Santa as Police

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

Santa wiTH a laDY

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Santa & Banta in african safari...

Santa and Banta were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Banta with his jaws. Santa Banta se: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa Banta se: I can't. I ran out of film.

Santa with Banta: lolzz

Banta Santa se: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa Banta se: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa Banta & dog

Santa Banta se: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta Santa se: Oh! Thats terrible.
Santa Banta se: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

Santa at his exams...

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa at his exams...

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa Banta at its best

Banta Santa se: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa Banta se: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.