Teacher and student comedy sms

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

Teacher and santa in class real comedy

Once a little sardaar came back home crying.
Father: Why are you crying?
Sardaar: Teacher ne maara.
Father: Kyu?
Sardaar: Kyunki I called her a murgi.
Father: Why ?
Sardaar: Kyunki usne mujhe test mein anda (0) diya !

Teacher and santa jokes

Comedy jokes
teacher To santa: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.? Santa: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dijiye

Comedy sms on santa

Santa- Tu paida kaise hua? Banta- Hospital mei, aur tu? Snta- Khouf me! Banta- Wo Kaise? Snta- Meri maa k pas 2 Daaku aaye Aur kaha"Jo kuch hai nikal do"

santa and cid jokes in court

When santa and his wife filed an application for divorce.

The judge asked: 'how will you divide , you have 3 children?'

Santa's reply: OK! we'll apply NEXT YEAR...

Comedy sms baniye jokes

Baniye ka 1 rupya balconi se gir gaya.

Baniya niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila?
Batao kyu ?

kyuki Baniya rupye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha.:-