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Monday, November 7, 2011

Santa Banta & dog

Santa Banta se: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta Santa se: Oh! Thats terrible.
Santa Banta se: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

Santa at his exams...

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa at his exams...

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

CID joke : OSAMA ka atank

Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Abhijeet Iska matlab khooni balcony se aaya tha.

CID joke : wah wah !!

Garmi me bhi foreigners india ghumne aa rhe hai,Wah wah
Garmi me bhi foreigners india ghumne ga rhe hai
DAYA Pata karo bacche CID ke msgs Kaha se la rhe hai.