funny jokes

Ek Hindi comedy lady ka baby paida hua.

Paida hote hi vo nurse se bola: Tumare pas mobile hai kya ?

Nurse: Kyon !!! ???

Comedy Baby: God ko delivery message karna hai.

police jokes

I was riding my bike. I jumped a red light.

A police cop stopped me.

Cop: Didn't you see the red light?

I said: I did see the red light sir, but I didn't see you !

Shayari :student syllabus

Samundar bhar syllabus he.
nadi bhar parh pate he.
bal'tea bhar yaad hota he.
mug bhar likh pate he.
chullu bhar number atey he.
aao doob k mar jate he

what is love

L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====

L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don't LOVE.

Only line maro....

funny shayari

Arz kya hai!

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wah wah



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smjh nhi aata tum moannas ho ya muzakkar?:-)

shayari

shayar hun arjkarta hun shayari

Sunlo itni bhi nahi he buri

Varna murder kardoonga mere paas he churi.