Santa and his son

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa & Banta

Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa as Police

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

Santa wiTH a laDY

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Santa Banta : ford & oxford

Banta Santa se: What's Ford?
Santa Banta se: Gaadi.
Banta Santa se: What's Oxford?
Santa Banta se: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa & Banta in african safari...

Santa and Banta were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Banta with his jaws. Santa Banta se: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa Banta se: I can't. I ran out of film.

Santa with Banta: lolzz

Banta Santa se: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa Banta se: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.