Santa Banta & pigeon

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Santa Banta at its best

Banta Santa se: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa Banta se: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa with his dad..

Santa tells his dad, “Pappaji there is this kid in school who calls me gay”
Santa’s Dad:” Oye beta then punch him!!!”
Santa: “ No papa he is sooooooo cute!!!”

Santa being romantic to his wife. :P :P

Santa being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted””

Santa a true music lover..

Santa is the true music lover.
A girl is singing in a bathroom while taking a bath and Santa is near the keyhole listening to

santa at his best

Santa threw his watch off the balcony of his house on the tenth floor. He ran downstairs and still managed to catch it. How did he do that? Because Santa’s watch is always ten minutes slow.