Santa & Banta

Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa Banta : ford & oxford

Banta Santa se: What's Ford?
Santa Banta se: Gaadi.
Banta Santa se: What's Oxford?
Santa Banta se: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa with Banta: lolzz

Banta Santa se: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa Banta se: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa Banta & pigeon

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

CID joke : OSAMA ka atank

Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Abhijeet Iska matlab khooni balcony se aaya tha.

CID joke : wah wah !!

Garmi me bhi foreigners india ghumne aa rhe hai,Wah wah
Garmi me bhi foreigners india ghumne ga rhe hai
DAYA Pata karo bacche CID ke msgs Kaha se la rhe hai.