Santa and his son

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa & Banta

Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa Banta at its best

Banta Santa se: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa Banta se: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

CID joke : OSAMA ka atank

Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Abhijeet Iska matlab khooni balcony se aaya tha.

CID jokes : parda na uthao :P

.parde mein rehne do parda na uthao..
ACP Pradyuman says- fredirics ye footprint thk se uthao!!

Santa and Banta

Banta Santa se: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa Banta se: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Sardar as tourist guide

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.