Santa Banta : ford & oxford

Banta Santa se: What's Ford?
Santa Banta se: Gaadi.
Banta Santa se: What's Oxford?
Santa Banta se: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa with Banta: lolzz

Banta Santa se: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa Banta se: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa at his exams...

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa at his exams...

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa Banta & pigeon

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Santa Banta at its best

Banta Santa se: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa Banta se: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.