Santa with a Sardar

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. Sardar called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Sardar: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

Sardar as tourist guide

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Sardar in his job Interview

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Sardar and a Shopkeeper

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '