Santa and his son

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa wiTH a laDY

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Santa and Banta

Banta Santa se: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa Banta se: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa at Garment Shop

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Santa with a Sardar

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. Sardar called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Sardar: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

Sardar as tourist guide

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Sardar and a Shopkeeper

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '