sardar aur pathan comedy sms

Best comedy sms
Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha.. . PATHAN se: Q: Taleem? Ans:B.A . Q: Pakistan kb bna? . Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947 . Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy? Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab.. . SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie 1- B.A, 2- 1947, 3- Geelani . ab SARDAR se. . Q: Naam? Ans:B.A . Q: Kab paida hoay? Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947 . Q: Baap ka naam? Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

Comedy sms on sardar

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Teacher and student comedy sms

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

Teacher and santa in class real comedy

Once a little sardaar came back home crying.
Father: Why are you crying?
Sardaar: Teacher ne maara.
Father: Kyu?
Sardaar: Kyunki I called her a murgi.
Father: Why ?
Sardaar: Kyunki usne mujhe test mein anda (0) diya !

Teacher and santa jokes

Comedy jokes
teacher To santa: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.? Santa: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dijiye

Comedy sms on santa

Santa- Tu paida kaise hua? Banta- Hospital mei, aur tu? Snta- Khouf me! Banta- Wo Kaise? Snta- Meri maa k pas 2 Daaku aaye Aur kaha"Jo kuch hai nikal do"

santa and cid jokes in court

When santa and his wife filed an application for divorce.

The judge asked: 'how will you divide , you have 3 children?'

Santa's reply: OK! we'll apply NEXT YEAR...